Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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