I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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