So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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