420 ftw
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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