I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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