when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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