It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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