I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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