i think my mom watched the whole time
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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