People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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