Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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