I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I party with great urgency now.
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