Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
nutella sex= disaster
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Randomize
