I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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