You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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