I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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