you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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