Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She bit a glass in half.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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