you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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