what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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