He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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