The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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