You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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