omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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