At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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