in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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