He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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