K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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