What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
