I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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