i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
