if i can run in heels then i can drive
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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