he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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