is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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