She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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