I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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