im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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