we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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