Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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