You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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