No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
