Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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