She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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