Don't make out with my wife yet
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
