Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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