but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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