i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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