Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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