Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Randomize
