Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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