When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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