He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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