we're chasing vodka with high fives
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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