do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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