I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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